557am:

i am not even a person i m just sadness n anxiety w legs

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bike-path:

me: kindhearted but ultimately disappointing

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whismical:

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

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bakrua:

mayordog:

airoehead:

mayordog:

let’s talk about some viddy games 

Mario jump

fuck dude he sure does

only 0.5 jump though

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starfoozle:

“…fight me,” I mumble from where I’m lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving any time soon.

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heterosexualvolcano:

just-shower-thoughts:

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

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wardengrey:

I know when there’s a new steven universe episode because there will already be 37385 new posts of fanart of some unnamed extra character

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glassraptor:

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

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momjoon:

Sitting comfortably with your tummy fat rolls in front of your partner is an under-appreciated form of intimacy

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billhitchert:

man this has been the worst life of my life

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poyle:

when your young padawan makes a good call

(via caffeinated-librarian)

untilthenfornow:

just-shower-thoughts:

The first word I say every year is “happy” and the last is “one”

Holy dang

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